The First 7 Days of Creation

(a little dog humor)

 On the first day of creation, God created the dog.

On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.

On the third day, God created all the animals of the Earth to serve as potential food for the dog.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the  dog.

On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke.    

                                                                                           On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had  to walk the dog.

             HOW GOD MADE THE DACHSHUND
God made a little dachsie to brighten up our day-
He took a bit of sunshine- Laughter, love, and play-
and rolled it up in a sausage shape just right for a hug,
with bright eyes full of mischief set in its little mug.
With little paws a pattering, to take it here and there-
and a cold wet nose - but then He thought, "Oh, what about the hair?
Shall I make it long and silky, or wiry, that's so sweet,
or make it simple, and have it smooth and satiny and neat?
And what about the color- how can I pick just one?
Shall it be black, or red or brown or dappled, just for fun?"
He pondered while He made the world, And all creatures great and small-
And then the answer came to Him- "OF COURSE! I'll make them ALL!!
So remember that a dachshund is special, from above-
His coat of many colors is a sign of God's great Love.

 
 



THE DACHSHUND AND THE LEOPARD

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful
pet dachshund along for company. One day the dachshund starts chasing
butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost. So,
wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction
with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dachshund thinks, "OK,
I'm in deep trouble now!" Then he noticed some bones on the ground close
by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to
the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund
exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there
are any more around here?"

Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of
terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the
leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him
heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something
must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the
beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at
being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see
what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back,
and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog
sits down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them
yet ... and just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says,
"Where's that monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me
another leopard."